It goes a little something like this

The homegirl.

• Her: Sometimes, I hate being asian.
• Me: Why?
• Her: Bomb guys like girls with an ass. I have like negative ass.
• Me: Hm... Nah. You have potential.
• Her: Did you just look at my ass?
• Me: I was trying to help you feel better.
• Her: Hahahahaha! That's why you're the homie.